So anyway, I’d lend the car to the friend, with the provisio that he takes the old lady to the hospital, and wait for the bus with the perfect partner…all my philanthropic shenanigans of the past few minutes should surely serve as a decent icebreaker. We’d then take the bus downtown, grab dinner and a movie, then take a cab (first making sure it has space for two passengers) to her home where we watch extremely violent action movies over single malts, then head upstairs to the bedroom.

Further, deponent sayeth not.

The question also specifies that I am in my car – it has seats for five plus it’s a station wagon so there is technically room in the back as well. I can’t think of many situations where I wouldn’t be able to take more than one. The elderly lady would definitely get a ride as well as my old friend.