Denmark won Alternative World Cup

Denmark barely made it to the second stage, the elimination tournament, but beat Argentina 3-2 to become the Champion!
England beat Portugal 4-2 to capture bronze (it was 2-2 after 90 minutes).
Here is the function that determined how many goals a team scored in a game.
Function goals()
Select Case Rnd()
Case Is < 0.3
goals = 0
Case Is < 0.5
goals = 1
Case Is < 0.8
goals = 2
Case Is < 0.9
goals = 3
Case Else
goals = 4
End Select
End Function