Almost a quote
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot worse about myself. - Jane Wagner
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot worse about myself. - Jane Wagner
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I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to pay her. - New York City detective
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If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little blue Chairs around their necks instead of crosses. - Lenny Bruce
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I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be when I grow up. - Lenny Bruce
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An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making money but doesn’t know any women. - Art Buchwald
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In Beverly Hills…they don’t throw their ideas away. They make it into television shows. - Woody Allen
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The real problem is what to do with problem spoilers after the problem is solved. - Gay Talese
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When a piece gets difficult, make friends. - Vladimir Horowitz
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Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for good reasons. - Bertrand Russell
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