Archive for the ‘Quote’ Category

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Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. - Samuel Goldwyn

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

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Friday, February 5th, 2010

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.  - Jay Leno

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Thursday, February 4th, 2010

The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem. - Theodore Rubin

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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Today’s scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. - Nikola Tesla

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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching. - Jack Handy

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Monday, February 1st, 2010

What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? - Woody Allen

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Friday, January 29th, 2010

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. - Maureen Murphy

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Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …’ - Isaac Asimov